Things Italians Don't "Get"
Things They Get Brilliantly
- My mother knows everything important and is never wrong.
- She says that I am special, extraordinary, brilliant. Flawed, perhaps, but only in ways that increase my charm.
- If you doubt #2, see #1. That's why rules don't apply to me. Oh yes, and girlfriends who are not like my mother won't last. In other words, all of them.